Just like friggin' Mozart

I'm taking commissions. (listening to: "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik")

So, All the things going on in my life right now are either too personal, too painful, too boring, or too stupid to actually blog about. But, Van-Wilder-like, it took a friend to remind me that I have one skill left untapped. My narrative skills.

So, I'm taking commissions, folks. I will write a short blog (5-6 paragraphs) about a character of your choosing in an interesting or dangerous situation. Here's what I need from you:
1) The name or occupation of the character.
2) A non-geographical location
3) A form of non-monetary, non-negotiable payment.

#3 is the trick. I don't care how you pay me, but I don't want money, and I don't want goods. I'm not Kyle McDonald, and even if money is promised, you'll never pay me anyway. Be creative in how you pay me back, and I'll be creative with your character.

Ready? Steady? Go.

PS- Happy Birthday, Daisy