No blog in a while. Sorry about that. (listening to: Caroline's Spine, "Nothing to Prove")
Today's blog will not be as thought-provoking, but rather I shall use my newfound ability to write things that will be read to espouse a list of geniuses. Noticeably absent from this list are people the common populous consider to be geniuses. Who needs that garbage? These are real geniuses. People who have poured out their talents for us high-brow, pretentious people to enjoy. Read, and know that you are inferior to them.
GENIUS:
The guys behind Homestar Runner.com ( Homestar)
The guys at Red vs. Blue ( RedvBlue )
The guy who made these )
Zach Braff (His Films)
Steve Jobs (the REAL founder of Microsoft)
Judd Nelson (His Films)
John Cusack (His Films)
Merriam and Webster
John Pemberton (Who?)
Nobuo Uematsu(Music)
Shigeru Miyamoto (Mario Man)
And lastly, Ugnok. The one guy who has brains enough to say.. hey.. I can probably carry that fire from the lightning strike to my cave and stay warm enough to make babies with Shegnar.
But that's not all, Kiddies. That's right... I've also got a list of Assholes...
ASSHOLES:
The guy behind carb-counting.
Whoever thought it'd be a great idea to BOTTLE WATER.. and then make a fortune.
The guy who decided to get rid of Pudding Pops.
Anybody who tries to keep arts out of the inner city.
Criminal Defense attorneys.
Tax lawyers.
The inside loss-prevention team from stores who've had cool stuff when I worked there.
Shoplifters. It's YOUR fault I spend $15 for a DVD at Target.
Kiddie pornographers.
The jerks at Hallmark behind Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day.
Vaulted.
Anyone who works for Koei(Koei Games)
The guy behind carb-counting. (Yeah, dillweed. You made my list twice.)
Until next time, bloggers. Keep your friends close. You never know when it's too late.
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3 comments:
I'm sure the two lawyers that made your asshole list were jabs at me. Dick. Tax lawyers? What did they ever do? And while some criminal defense lawyers are assholes, most are just doing their best to protect the rights of the accused. The system would not work without them my friend.
How would you like to be accused of a crime and simply get thrown into jail with no defense!
P.S. I will never be a criminal defense or tax attorney. Don't worry.
are pudding pops really back?!
don't play with me, man.
That news is as of yet, unverified. Please cross-reference at your local grocer's freezer. And remember, It's Popsicle brand now. NOT Jell-O.
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